You're Joking...Right?
Sometimes I read the labels on products and wonder, "You're joking...right?' Here are a few of my favorites for your enjoyment:
Bowl Fresh (toilet bowl cleaner)
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap (wet-wipe)
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Zantac 75
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Bic Lighter
Ignite lighter away from face.
Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
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Reader Comments (2)
Funny!
Whenever a new stop light was installed at an intersection where I grew up, you knew that someone had been in a bad accident there, most likely someone died.
With the weird warnings on labels, you can bet that most of the companies experienced a lawsuit on the issue that they put in the warning!
Yes I'm sure some lawsuits were involved but that's a sad commentary on how litigious our society is don't you think?