Sometimes I read the labels on products and wonder, "You're joking...right?' Here are a few of my favorites for your enjoyment:
Bowl Fresh (toilet bowl cleaner)
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Warning: May cause Drowsiness
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Ignite lighter away from face.
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire
American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.
Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Instructions: Put on food
Container of salt
Warning: High in sodium
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